1. BUY LOW, STAY HIGH #1

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    June 28, 2015 by The Zemanifesto

    BUY LOW, STAY HIGH #1 [National Marijuana Market Report for 6/21 – 6/27] •Spot index up 1% to $1,717 per …
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  2. 5 Ways You Suck At Drinking Coffee

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    June 1, 2015 by The Zemanifesto

    If you’re like most people — and trust me, you are — you pretty much fuck up everything you touch, …
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  3. Yeah, Your Dog Wants To Eat Meat — Not Allowing It To Is A Dick Move

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    February 9, 2015 by The Zemanifesto

      I know there’s no way this single sentence can stem the torrent of protein-deficient fury this article is bound …
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  4. Dr. Dre for District 213. Love for the streets. Still.

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    September 28, 2014 by The Zemanifesto

  5. The One Where John McCain Busts A Move

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    August 19, 2014 by The Zemanifesto

    Some days it’s difficult to figure out what I should write and/or post. Other days, John McCain does the fucking …
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  6. SHOOP WEEK! SHOOP WEEK!

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    August 13, 2014 by The Zemanifesto

    Good evening. The smashing success of our Randy Savage-themed Shark Week shoop list gave us an absolutely capital idea: why not milk this …
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  7. Snap Into Shark Week With Macho Man Randy Savage In 4 Easy Steps

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    August 12, 2014 by The Zemanifesto

    It’s shark week, the time of year when we celebrate America’s irrational fear of sharks, one of the few things it’s …
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