August 12, 2014 by The Zemanifesto
It’s shark week, the time of year when we celebrate America’s irrational fear of sharks, one of the few things it’s still socially acceptable to blame on Jews in Hollywood.
But if Americans are afraid of sharks, what are sharks afraid of? Legendary professional wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage, of course. And judging by these (hastily shooped) photos, they’ve got good reason.
There’s always a bigger fish, brother!
The Madness is deeper than any ocean.
Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the water…
Apex predator, meet suplex predator.
All art by Greg Zeman, brother. I’m talking about and the beat goes on, yeah… And the beat goes on, yeah, and the beat goes on! And the videoscope, yeah, I am looking right into you right now. Macho madness, right now. Sugar is sweet and so is honey. Macho madness is on a roll and it can’t be stopped, no! Elizabeth understands what I’m talking about… OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH!